The good news is, I feel almost human again. Almost. I guess I’m adjusting to the time change, even though It’s pitch black all morning long and it has seemingly confused everything my body knew to be true. But whatever. I know I’m not the only one, since everyone at the office is dragging around and drinking two afternoon coffees, but I am completely thrown. I can’t wake up on time for the first time in months, I’m completely off… Read more »

What do you do if it’s both a rainy day AND a Monday? Do you get double down? Or do you flip back ’round to up? These are the questions that haunt me. These are the days of our lives. Also, what do you do when Daylight Saving Time has you straight trippin’? I’m so stinking tired, since my body technically woke up at 4:15 this morning. And technically fell asleep around 11:45. It’s like the government just likes to… Read more »

Every single time I sit down to write a post, I have to fight the urge to open with “Greetings, Earthlings.” Every. Single. Time. I don’t know why. I don’t find it particularly clever or even enjoyable. It’s just there, in the front of my mind. It’s like the one summer when I had the national anthem stuck in my head. For pretty much the entire summer. Could not stop singing it. So damn patriotic/clinically insane. Anyway, I just wanted… Read more »

Morning, Dear Ones! It’s Wednesday! We’ve made it halfway(ish) to the weekend! PLT! Today is probably going to be a late night at work for me, but I’m going to do everything in my power to ensure it’s as early as it can possibly be. From my blog to God’s ears, am I right? Anywho, I am feeling good. Like good good. I’m getting multitudes of energy from my diet. That has not always been the case, so this is a… Read more »

Hello, Beautiful People! I made an extra delicious bulletproof coffee this morning, so I’m pretty jazzed. That being said, it’s still Monday, and somehow, seemingly while I was living life, the world decided it was March. Excuse me? February went by so quickly! I took an unexpected blogging break (sorry about that), but I’m back now, and with a plan. I’ve spent a lot of time thinking and plotting and planning and attempting to structure my life. And as much… Read more »